Hello! I wanted to do something fun today, and being someone who loves lists, I decided it was going to be a fun list! For a lot of us, it’s hard to find the right person, and so I’ve come up with a list of the 12 fictional people I’d love to bring to my world and go on a date with! 😀 If only they were real…CAUTION! NON HUMAN CRUSHES AHEAD!!! Haha, the fun of fiction!
12. A Predator (from Predator
So the first choice here isn’t exactly the sexiest one out there. Without his helmet he’s pretty scary! But, there’s something about this alien species that makes me love it so. At least I know that he won’t attack me if I’m not holding a weapon or if I’m pregnant. Not to mention, who would mess with you if your boyfriend was some huge, terrifying, armor-clad alien? WHO!?
11. HIM (from The Powerpuff Girls)
He’s the most vile and evil creature in the Powerpuff Girls universe…so what? He wears a dress! I love it! HIM is so evil that his real name can never be said, there’s tons of proof in the show that the girls see him as an actual threat, not to mention he’s so creepy it’s almost amazing. He calls his rubber duck Mr. Quackers…that counts as something. And as long as I’m not a Powerpuff Girl (which I’m not) I should be good…right? Right!
10. Morbius the Living Vampire (from Spider-Man The Animated Series)
And I do strictly mean from the cartoon series Morbius, cause that’s really the only one I know. (Okay, I never got to read the comics, but I will, I promise. Just don’t do anything you’ll regret later.) Morbius accidentally, scientifically turned himself into a vampire, and really all he needs is some love…and plasma (cause they couldn’t let him drink blood in the cartoon!) donations. He truly didn’t want to hurt anyone, and he doesn’t need Felicia Hardy! He can have me! I’d help him through his problem every step of the way, I just ask that he doesn’t kill me in the process.
9. Sonny (from I, Robot)
Sonny is the one robot that can feel emotions, sleep, and dream. He refers to his creator as his father, and he really, really likes humans. Did I mention he actually FEELS emotions? He saved the human race from becoming subjects to an articficial intelligence tyrant. If he’ll do that for the whole human race because he likes them, what would he do for a person he loves. Not to mention that he was pretty much able to bypass the 3 rules (he’s like a free man!), but then again, if you read the book, there’s a ton of rule bypassing in that…random sidenote.
8. Kakashi (from Naruto
I’m by no means a huge Naruto fan, I didn’t watch past the Chunin Exams (for those of you who know what that is), but I surely did feel an attraction to Naruto’s always late, slightly distracted, and kind of pery sensei. He’s laid back, he’s cute, and he covers 90% of his face. He’s mysterious. That’s what all the girls like…well I do. And how much more mysterious can you get?
7. Purple Almighty Tallest (from Invader Zim)
I was pretty tempted to have Zim himself on this list, but I just happened to love the Almight Tallest a little baby bit more. They rule the Irkins, enjoys snacks, and are super energetic. And tall. They always makes me laugh, you gotta love a guy that will make you laugh. Plus, they’re aliens. What’s sexier than an alien human relationship? Not much!
6. Frylock (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
All right, he’s a floating bunch of fries…but he’s a genius. He’s smart, funny, and has awesome facial hair. Frylock is the best of the Aqua Teens, and the most stable, in my opinion. Physically it might be…weird, but we’ll work through it! He’s worth it!
5. Scarecrow (from Batman: Arkham Asylum)
I know what you’re thinking. “Scarecrow, really? He’s insane!” And never has insane been so…interesting. He’s scary, intimidating, and uses your fears against you…yeah, I think he’s a great choice!
4. Patrick Star (from Spongebob Squarepants)
There’s only one way this relationship will work and be ideal, and it would be me having to turn into a mermaid. Now, I don’t know the particulars of the whole turning from a human to a mermaid process, but I imagine it might be a tad painful, and even a little weird. I’m also sure it would include an evil sea witch and some terrible agreement…but pushing all of that aside…yes he’s a little dumb, but he’s just so cute. And so loyal to Spongebob (when he remembers). He has good intentions, and how could you just not enjoy his smile??
3. Hades (from Hercules)
Yes, I mean the Disney movie. That Hades was just so evil, so angry, so terrible, so mean…I just love it! I really just like evil guys (obviously) but if this Hades was The Hades, I wouldn’t mind being Persephonie (I think I spelled it wrong…). Sure the Underworld is dark, and dead but his charsimatic attitude will brighten that place up anyday!
2. Samwise Gamgee (from Lord of the Rings)
Samwise is Frodo’s best friend and loyal companion all throughout the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Who doesn’t want someone who’s loyal, and will be with you no matter how tough it gets? (Then again, I’m no Frodo.) Sure, he’s a short hobbit, and I like tall guys, but it can work…through our love and loyalty to one another! We will follow each other to the ends of the earth!!! (I hope.)
1. Samurai Jack (from Samurai Jack)
Ah, yes, the ultimate hero. Samurai Jack is a hero whose been thrust into the future by the evil Aku, and needs to find his way back to his own time period. He’s honorable, strong, quiet, brooding, and looking pretty good shirtless. Who doesn’t love the quiet, brooding type? The only downside is that, he’s basically always attacked by people, and always on the move…but I like to travel, and danger can be exciting. Not to mention, he seems pretty able to protect me. And that’s what I want…love and protection!
Cinnamon Bun (from Adventure Time)
He doesn’t do much other than be awesome, and stuff. And I just love him for that! He’s a living cinnamon bun! Think about how soft he is to hug! ANd he’s just so nice and outrageously awkward about everything! Plus, he must smell pretty good, and I do like the smell of some fresh cinnamon buns…
So, that’s all for my fictional characters I’d like to date. How about you? Have anyone you wish was real?